Two blondes were walking in the forest?
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 | Author: Mystical
Forest Walks
♥christee needs a Valetine too! asked:


and they stumble upon some tracks.

The first blond says to the second one … “Hey look, those are DEER tracks!’

The second one says … “You are so wrong! Those aren’t deer tracks … they’re BEAR tracks.”

So the first one responds … “You are nuts!! They are DEER tracks … for sure!”

And they were still arguing when the train hit ‘em …

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tee hee hee!

Side note: No offense intended as I am obviously a blond. We gotta be able to laugh at life … even ourselves … cause we’d go crazy after awhile if we didn’t!

Peace!
Espresso … I have no idea! lol That is just the way the joke was told to me. Feel free to change it up if ya want! That’s the beauty of jokes!

And I just want to add that it’s not me giving the “thumbs down”. I think it’s pretty sad that someone has to do that to harmless answers like these. Karma ladies and gents … Karma!
Thanks for the 10 Cats!

And I agree rascoep … totally! =)

HORACE

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11 Responses

  1. 1
    Harmony Alexis 

    ha ha ha
    lol!

  2. 2
    Espresso Express 

    HAHA! I was expecting it to be their own tracks.

    But why would there be train tracks in the forest?

  3. 3
    Andrea H 

    That’s funny. And I agree with you totally!

  4. 4
    D-Pain 

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! That was the fnnist thing in my day

  5. 5
    GEM 

    I love it!
    Peace.

  6. 6
    Black Sheep 

    nice one thanks

  7. 7
    Judy_Sweet_Funny 

    I am a blond, and I think it is funny…..

  8. 8
    rascoep 

    That was great. Hee Hee. I can’t imagine who would give you a thumb down. Their lives must be THUMBS DOWN!!! If we can’t laugh a little, what is there left? Good luck.

  9. 9
    Mike 

    cute story–try this one:
    A blond drives by anothe blond rowing a boat in the middle of a pasture. The one in the car yells to the one in the boat to paddle over to her. The one in the boat replies–HA HA–I caught all the fish and you did not get any. The one from the car replies: If I could swim, I would come out there and get you.

  10. 10
    Love and Peace 

    It’s a 10….ding, ding, ding…

  11. 11
    philos_offer55 

    A sportive blond. Keep up your sportiveness and sense of humour.

    Thanks for the laughs.

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