I color outside the lines asked:


to deliver a picnic basket to her gramma. Before heading out, her mom tells her, “Little Red Riding Hood, be careful. The Big Bad Wolf is out there and he will pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and f**k your little red socks off.” Little Red Riding Hood takes a shotgun out of the closet and puts it next to her and says, “It’s ok, I can handle it.”
So, Little Red Riding Hood starts out on her journey. First she runs into the Three Bears. They say, “Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing out here all alone? Don’t you know the Big Bad Wolf is out here and he’s gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and f**k your little red socks off?” To which Red Riding Hood shows them the shotgun and says, “It’s ok, I’m covered.”
So, Red Riding Hood continues on, and sees the Three Little Pigs. They say, “Little Red Riding Hood, what are you doing out here alone? The Big Bad Wolf is out and when he finds you he’s gonna
find you and pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off.” Red Riding Hood again, pulls out the gun and says “I’ll be alright”.
So, Red Riding Hood is walking and she sees none other but the Big Bad Wolf. the Wolf says , “Little Red Riding Hood, I have found you! I’m gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off”.
Red Riding Hood pulls up her little red dress, pulls down her litle red panties, lays down on the ground, points the gun at the Wolf and says “NO. You’re gonna EAT ME like the BOOKS says!”

ARMANDO

Twilight! asked:


I need for hw but I don’t have time on my hands. It should be a fill up a page if u write it. Wat I mean is I need the story Little Red Riding Hood but modern like instead of walking to the forest she might ride her bike to the forest…plz help!

BRUNO

KJ asked:


I want to be buried under a pine tree in the woods next to a lake in an unmarked grave. That way when any of my loved ones happens to be walking through the beauty of the forest they’ll think of me, everywhere.

AUTUMN

rfl23 asked:


I was walking in the forest and found these twelve boulders in a circle with twelve wood post just on the inside of each boulder, with a wood post in the center of the circle. The name of the forest is the Mastbos, it is just to the south of Breda, Netherlands. What is this twelve stone circle?

GARRY

blakeallanmasters asked:


would you join in?

FREDRICK

alamahara asked:


hmm??

LYMAN

Ben D asked:


they are walking in the rain and then all of a sudden the rain stops!

VANCE

Mr. New England asked:


i’m looking for campsites in the white mtns area…i know of the established campgrounds along the kancamangus highway and route 302…but are there places to pitch a tent along a dirt road somewhere or just slightly off the road besides the national forest campgrounds..i’m used to camping in the adirondacks where there are hundreds of free pull up sites or short walks to sites but am having trouble finding similar sites in NH, any ideas??? thanks

HARRIS

Rick W asked:


I like to go walking through a forest near my home, and sometimes when I go there, I can sense some higher presence. I feel like they are very powerful, but also very peaceful. The forest is quite small, but is over-populated by deer. I think the deer may be servants of the guardians, but I don’t know. I usually only feel their presence after I smoke some cannabis, which seems like it may be a holy herb to them. I’ve taken others with me deep into the forest after burning the magical herb, and they all feel the presence of the guardians as well. Has anyone else ever seen/felt them?

DUSTIN

macfifty06 asked:


I have checked out Garmin, Lowrance, and Magellan. Lowrance has the Airmap 600c which is the closest for aviation purposes, and price range, but I couldn’t get any good info for the terrestrial use, if it even has any, for that particular model. I also checked out the Garmin 96c. The Lowrance seems to have more for less. Could never get through the Lowrance phone line to talk to an actual person. As a student GA pilot, I am interested in a handheld model that would serve me in the air, as well as if I had to ditch in an unknown area such as a forest, etc, and lived to walk my way out! Just trying to find a model that has the best of both applications. Want to stay within the 300-500. dollar range. Can be flexible within 100 dollars more if necessary. Any suggestions?

LAVERNE