Thursday, February 05th, 2009 | Author: Mystical
vana asked:
They were terribly hungry and didn’t found anything to eat!
But soon enough buddha found an apple tree with just 1 apple on it. He was about to eat it when jesus said: “GIVE ME THAT.The bible says to share what you have with your brothers.” Buddha reluctantly give the apple to jesus. They went on walking. It got so dark soon and terribly enough were they hungry this time too… Jesus soon found a plum tree with just 1 plum on it and was beginning to eat when buddha said “give me that , the bible says to share what you have with your friends!” Now , what was the reply of jesus??
This is easy people. Just make some answer that makes sense! If you have read the bible it’s great! If not, fine! If you are a follower of buddhism that also great…. Anyway you could answer this if you have some sort of humor or atleast commonsense…..Don’t give up….
i know you people are smart enough to know that jesus and buddha lived years apart! But just think they incarnate again and met each other…. Giving you another clue…buddha didn’t get the fruit.. What would jesus have said??
buddha knows what the bible says… Religions can’t be boundaries to such holy personalities!!
Baby , there you again! Come on….We are not looking whether bible was written at that time or not…. Give me my question’s answer….come on people try up your humor sense!
I don’t know which to select as the best answer. Putting to vote! And the answer i think would be for the question is that Jesus says” It is written in the bible that you should not desire other’s property”!
BARBRA
They were terribly hungry and didn’t found anything to eat!
But soon enough buddha found an apple tree with just 1 apple on it. He was about to eat it when jesus said: “GIVE ME THAT.The bible says to share what you have with your brothers.” Buddha reluctantly give the apple to jesus. They went on walking. It got so dark soon and terribly enough were they hungry this time too… Jesus soon found a plum tree with just 1 plum on it and was beginning to eat when buddha said “give me that , the bible says to share what you have with your friends!” Now , what was the reply of jesus??
This is easy people. Just make some answer that makes sense! If you have read the bible it’s great! If not, fine! If you are a follower of buddhism that also great…. Anyway you could answer this if you have some sort of humor or atleast commonsense…..Don’t give up….
i know you people are smart enough to know that jesus and buddha lived years apart! But just think they incarnate again and met each other…. Giving you another clue…buddha didn’t get the fruit.. What would jesus have said??
buddha knows what the bible says… Religions can’t be boundaries to such holy personalities!!
Baby , there you again! Come on….We are not looking whether bible was written at that time or not…. Give me my question’s answer….come on people try up your humor sense!
I don’t know which to select as the best answer. Putting to vote! And the answer i think would be for the question is that Jesus says” It is written in the bible that you should not desire other’s property”!
BARBRA
Category: Jokes & Riddles
Gods cant be friends?
you are no freind of mine!!!
BUDDHA: “Give me that”!!!
JESUS: **Slap** “Didn’t your god teach you some manners”?
who said we were friends
Jesus: “I am the one true religion. All others are fakes.”
Let me multiply this fruit like I did the fish… Or man must no like by bread (fruit) alone…
i dont ko… but thanx 4 tha 2 points!!!!!
this plum may be poisionous i must try it or sure go ahead it all yours!
Jesus:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a true prophet. You are not. Plus, you lived hundreds of years before me in a different part of the world. How did we meet again?
how would buddha know what the bible says
Buddhists/ Buddhism don’t use bible…
come let us share it.
Well your question is technically wrong because The Bible was written 300 years after the death of Jesus Christ….
so if they are giving reference to The Bible then it’s completely wrong!!!!!!