Friday, February 06th, 2009 | Author: Mystical
FaerieWhings asked:
and looks up and says, “Hey Koala! What are you doing?” The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?” The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says:
and looks up and says, “Hey Koala! What are you doing?” The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?” The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says:
“Holy Shiiiiiiiiiiit duuude …how much water did you drink?!!”
The koala was so stoned he thought the lizard grew to a crocodile from drinking water.
GALEN
Category: Jokes & Riddles
LOL. That’s really funny.
HAHAHAH…That is awesome!
ha ha ha… that’s funny!
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Holy ——- funny LOL ha ha
That is toooooooooooo funny
I dont get it. Im sooo sorry. email me with a detail. The koala peed on the gator?
wicked joke love it to bits
Sorry, don’t get it
You made my day, dude!
um…cold medicine is blocking my normal brain from understanding this….
help me out…
Ahhhh. I see it now…
Funny, I like that one!!!!
I like it, tell us another.
Lain.
LMAO
that was hilarious! lol..
thanx for the laugh
LOL. I love this joke! LOL.