Clovis asked:


As humans beings?

RHETT

♥christee needs a Valetine too! asked:


and they stumble upon some tracks.

The first blond says to the second one … “Hey look, those are DEER tracks!’

The second one says … “You are so wrong! Those aren’t deer tracks … they’re BEAR tracks.”

So the first one responds … “You are nuts!! They are DEER tracks … for sure!”

And they were still arguing when the train hit ‘em …

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tee hee hee!

Side note: No offense intended as I am obviously a blond. We gotta be able to laugh at life … even ourselves … cause we’d go crazy after awhile if we didn’t!

Peace!
Espresso … I have no idea! lol That is just the way the joke was told to me. Feel free to change it up if ya want! That’s the beauty of jokes!

And I just want to add that it’s not me giving the “thumbs down”. I think it’s pretty sad that someone has to do that to harmless answers like these. Karma ladies and gents … Karma!
Thanks for the 10 Cats!

And I agree rascoep … totally! =)

HORACE

John S asked:


What is the song playing on pineapple express when seth rogen and james franco are playing leap frog and other games while walking through the forest stoned?

JASMINE

Ginipig82 asked:


Hi!
I can’t find the tower in the Forest of Death,
like others who asked the same question, I can’t get there…
it seems that there is some water where you can get over but Naruto doesn’t know how to use his chakra to step over water,
so is there a walkthrough help or can someone help me with some instructions how to walk?
with the cheats and codes I can’t get any further at this stage,

Thank you!

HOBERT

Jade254 asked:


I remember in grade 12, the teacher had us envision step by step walking through a forest and getting to a cabin, etc. After wards we would analyze the results.

Or another where we gave a word to describe coffee and that was supposed to show our attitude towards ***.

Does anyone know where I can find more stuff like this?

JOSH

Singing Clown FACE asked:


What do you think your God would appreciate more?

Zodiac Clown*agnostic
My other question, i think some people misinterpreted what I said. I don’t want people to have a sort of bias towards me.
Uhhhh yes, I do think that typing something out to hundreds of people who have no idea of who I am or what I believe can be misconstrued. It could have offended some, which you obviously were, and I didn’t want to see any more people saying exactly what you are saying.

Lay off, go relax.

SUSANA

Chank asked:


When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in.” Related Image

“Okay,” said Forest. “I hope it’s not too hard. I’ve already been through a test. My momma used to say, ‘Life is like a final exam. It’s hard.’ ”

“Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are.”

1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?”

2) How many seconds are in a year?

3) What is God’s first name?

“Well, sir,” said Forest, “The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’? Today and Tomorrow.”

St. Peter looked surprised and said, “Well, that wasn’t the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer.”

“The next question,” said Forest, “How many seconds are in a year? Twelve.”

“Twelve?” said St. Peter, surprised and confused.

“Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …”

St. Peter interrupted him. “I see what you mean. I’ll have to give you credit for that one, too.”

“And the last question,” said Forest, “What is God’s first name? It’s Andy.”

“Andy?” said St. Peter, in shock. “How did you come up with ‘Andy’?”

“I learned it in church. We used to sing about it.” Forest broke into song, “Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own.”

St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, “Run, Forest, Run!”

STACEY

Anonymous asked:


WHEN I CAME HOME I FELT SOMETHING CRAWLING ON MY LEG, SO I LIFT UP MY PANT LEG AND THERE’S A HUGE GREEN (GREEN!!!) WORM-LIKE THING CRAWLING ON MY LEG. OH MY GOD!!! I SPAZZED THE **** OUT AND STARTED CRYING. WHAT THE HELL WAS IT?!? IT WAS GREEN AND LOOK LIKE A WORM/CENTIPEDE THING. EWWW!!!
LOOKED* OMG. I’M SO FREAKED OUT I CAN’T EVEN TYPE RIGHT!!!

ADOLPH